Chernoff Faces. Not.

I happened to be looking at Chernoff faces - and they don't work for me. At all. The don't work for Alex Reisner either - but he has done something about it and has a brilliant piece here (http://alexreisner.com/baseball/stats/chernoff) that explains his solution. At the risk of spoiling it his solution is a set of Reisner faces - which he shows in a small multiple here to show baseball statistics for 2005 National League. The raw data is as follows; PCT H HR BB SB ARI .475 1419 191 606 67 ATL .556 1453 184 534 92 CHI .488 1506 194 419 65 CIN .451 1453 222 611 72 COL .414 1477 150 509 65 FLO .512 1499 128 512 96 HOU .549 1400 161 481 115 LAD .438 1374 149 541 58 MIL .500 1413 175 531 79 NYM .512 1421 175 486 153 PHI .543 1494 167 639 116 PIT .414 1445 139 471 73 SDP .506 1416 130 600 99 SFG .463 1427 128 431 71 STL .617 1494 170 534 83 WAS .500 1367 117 491 45 He has an algorithm to map these into graphic win pct = cap rotation hits = mouth shape home runs = tongue length walks = left eye size stolen bases = right eye size His set of faces are as follows;